Comments on: We asked ChatGPT to write a poem about life as a law student

By: Criminal Trousers (Unshitten as yet)

Criminal Trousers (Unshitten as yet) — Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:52:20 +0000

I now practice in crime.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now I don’t know where I’m goin’…
A bit like this poem…
“Waiter… one more glass of wine!”

By: post-exam blues

post-exam blues — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 13:01:07 +0000

A bored, apathetic law student
Revised, ‘cos he thought it was prudent
But failed his exams
which spoiled all his plans
So re-sat (but still no improvement)

By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 10:44:53 +0000

In reply to Kirkland NQ.

An alleged NQ fat cat,
Kept saying his wallet was fat,
A bore with his shtik,
Energy very small d***,
Everyone thought him a t***.

By: You are basic and you don't know it

You are basic and you don't know it — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 09:30:51 +0000

In reply to Pitbull. Some basic New Jersey type seems to be cutting and pasting mindless comments that they think are amusing.

By: Get back to Fortnite

Get back to Fortnite — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 08:18:00 +0000

In reply to Kirkland NQ.

There was a young student in pants,
Who had only one joke in his rants,
The jokes were in bad taste,
But he’d no talent to waste,
One trick pony, we’re tired of your bantz.

By: Critic of Critics, MA (Dunelm) Theology

Critic of Critics, MA (Dunelm) Theology — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 17:36:20 +0000

In reply to Critic. The first year BA Literary Studies resits are coming up next week, back to revision!

By: Pitbull

Pitbull — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 17:02:42 +0000

In reply to Critic.

Me not workin’ hard?

Yeah right. Picture that with a Kodak.

Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak.

By: John Doe

John Doe — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 14:57:20 +0000

I went to the law to get paid,
And in the hope that I would get laid,
Billed so many hours,
I lost all my powers,
And so the poor lass was dismayed.

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 14:05:46 +0000

In reply to Terrible barrister. No need for snarky comments. I enjoyed it.

By: Kirkland NQ

Kirkland NQ — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 13:12:49 +0000

There once was a NQ at the Land
Who got paid several hundred grand

He spent it on a fat Lamborghini
And a huge townhouse in Chelsea
And watched as the LC commenters died of jealousy…

By: Critic

Critic — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 12:42:51 +0000

In reply to Bonus Paterfamilias. Terrible. Who rhymes chance with chance? 0/10

By: Bonus Paterfamilias

Bonus Paterfamilias — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 11:38:20 +0000

I once wanted justice, and to give the world a chance
Now I just work at Clifford Chance

Following a partner’s directives
And waiving my rights under the Working Time Directive

With a working week of 80 hours
I yearn for that forlorn youth of ours

To corporations my soul has been sold
I hope I don’t die before I get old

Otherwise my life has been turned to shambles
And, on my third marriage, I still haven’t gotten to use my yacht and Lambo.

By: Terrible barrister

Terrible barrister — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 11:04:47 +0000

I too read statute hoping to find evidence